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The Men of Fuller House

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It’s been just over 2 weeks since Fuller House was released on Netflix. Critics hated it, fans loved it. It’s an odd sensation. Watching Fuller House as someone who has never seen Full House I have quite a few questions.

 

 

It’s been just over 2 weeks since Fuller House was released on Netflix. Critics hated it, fans loved it. It’s an odd sensation. Watching Fuller House as someone who has never seen Full House I have quite a few questions. My first question being, why are all the guys such huge jerks? What do I mean? Well let’s start with some of the newer guys.

Up first is Fernando, husband to Kimmy Gibbler and all around dick. Fernando has an a la Inigo Montoya type accent that could be seen as “too much.” He used to be a hairdresser, but is now a race car driver. You read that correctly. He went from being a hairdresser to driving a race car. He is also scum of the earth, it was revealed in the first episode that Fernando had been cheating on Kimmy multiple times with multiple women during their marriage. Not mention that this marriage is still happening, Fernando won’t sign the divorce papers. There are a lot of people who have gone through this same situation. Awful husbands who won’t sign the divorce papers until they get what they want, and Fernando wants Gibbler.  So he’s keeping her trapped. All the while, he’s going out to clubs and dancing with other women. (And don’t even get me started on those two assholes in the club.) However we’re just supposed to just forget all of this by the end of the series because Fernando comes back and wants to win Gibbler’s heart but this time it’s romantic. Except it’s not. The whole situation is very a la stockholm syndrome.  He’s an awful person who needs to just sign the papers and go away.

 

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Speaking of people who need to just go away and move on… there is Steve. Poor, poor Steve. Here’s the thing, I get it Steve, you messed up. You dumped this girl in high school and she grew up into a successful, beautiful lady. You regret what you did and you wish you could take it back. I get it, but seriously Steve, her husband just died and you just got divorced, pump the brakes a little bit. Now is not the time or place to be telling your high school sweetheart who you haven’t seen in 26 years that you should have married her 26 years ago. Steve spends the whole season fighting for D.J.’s love, only to be completely cock blocked by… Dr. Matt-Eye Candy-Harmon. Now, I don’t have much to say about Eye Candy, except, is anyone actually hoping he ends up with D.J.?

 

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But Nick, what about the old cast? What about Jesse, Joey and Danny? Well let’s start with Jesse. In a weird way this whole season seems to be about how his marriage is falling apart. His wife so desperately wants to have kids but he won’t listen. At one point she runs away from home and he has to send her an entire room of flowers just to win her back. (Seriously, how much money do these guys have?) That’s not even mentioning how they have a wedding at the end of the series to renew their vows. Then there is Danny who only ever spends one scene with his wife, who mentions some odd sexual comment about clean talk. (you know… like dirty talk but clean) And maybe that odd comment had them divorce because we never see his new wife again. Even when Danny leaves the house he leaves without her. Or she already left, I don’t know. I don’t get it. At least Jesse is spending some time around his wife.  Lastly, there is Joey, the loveable funny man who still thinks Rocky and Bullwinkle is relevant to anyone. Joey apparently doesn’t have any women to be mean to, so why is he being mentioned? Well, according to Jeff Franklin, creator of the show, Joey does have a family, they all live in Vegas now.

So we have Jesse, the man who never listens to his wife. Danny, the man who doesn’t spend any time with his wife. Joey, the man who constantly travels to San Francisco to hang out with his old buddy’s kids and not with his own family. Then there is Fernando, a cheating whore. Matt, a guy who I honestly don’t care about at all. There is also J-Money, but let’s not get into that today. And lastly there is poor, poor Steve. Steve, the guy who adopted one of his high school sweetheart’s puppies and named it Comet Jr. Jr. and has taken care of it for all these years. I don’t know about you guys but that would do some real psychological damage to a guy like me. A dog that constantly reminds me of my high school relationship. Why, that would just drive me mad.

 

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P.S. This article was originally going to be titled. Max Fuller, Mankind’s Only Hope. Or Should I Say “Men Being Kind’s” Only Hope. But it was just too long. Maybe next week.   

 

Well I wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy, Grab my glasses, I'm out the door, I'm going to hit this city. The city in reference here is Chicago, where I currently reside. After I hit the city I'll usually spend the rest of the day writing or being sad

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Frugality Tech: AuKing Mini Projector Review

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AuKing Mini Projector Key Details

The Auking is a 1080p Mini Projector with built-in speakers that is compatible with  Smartphones and laptops.* (Notice the asterisk) The ports are HDMI, USB, VGA, AV, and a 3.5mm headphone jack. It’s $99.99, but you can usually catch it on sale for cheaper.

This projector is pretty popular online. There are tons of glowing reviews for it on Amazon, but I’m assuming if you’re reading this, you care about what I think. And what I think is that this projector is kinda bad.

Also, keep in mind I believe that this projector is being sold on amazon with different branding and shells, but essentially, they’re all the same projector.

These are just some I’ve found.

ALVAR 8000 Lumens Mini Portable Projector

TMY Projector 7500

Projector with WiFi, 2022 Upgrade 8500L

Mini Projector, Aokang 7500 Lumens HD Portable Projector

These all pretty much the same projector with different housing and branding

It is most certainly not for everyone, and it’s not for everyone who loves projectors. The projector has some issues with only a few positives.

Android smartphones are compatible, but only certain Androids, which they don’t tell you before purchasing.

 

 

 

List of Phones compatible with the projector

I’m guessing it’s “compatible” with all iPhones, but oddly enough, they don’t mention it. But I think it’s a safe bet to say that it is. Because saying the Aukling is compatible with smart devices and mac books is technically true, and it’s somewhat misleading.

It has no built-in features to make it compatible with other devices, just an HDMI input. This, combined with poor image and audio quality, means you’d be better off saving your money and buying something a little more expensive.

AuKing Mini Projector Full Break Down

The Auking has an HDMI port, which means it’s compatible with any device that can output through HDMI. But unfortunately, it doesn’t have any ports or software that would intrinsically allow smartphones to project video.

To get your iPhone or Android phone to connect to the projector, you have to do it through HDMI. So, you’ll need a USB-C to HDMI adapter for android and Mac Book or a lightning port to HDMI if you’re using an iPhone. The instructions also recommend a wireless dongle so you can connect your laptop or smart device via BlueTooth (more on that later)

Now here’s the thing, the projector only comes with a regular HDMI cord, so you would have to buy the other cords separately. They don’t mention that before you buy it, so it feels very misleading. Regarding the wireless adapter they recommend, you must connect to it via Bluetooth. Unfortunately, most streaming services have copyright features that won’t allow you to stream content via BlueTooth.

You could connect a chrome cast, Apple TV, or a Roku and mirror or cast your phone to that, but if you don’t have those devices on hand, you’re out of luck.

This means the easiest way to use this device would be with your windows laptop unless you have one of the cords they recommend.

But how does it perform once you get it set up and running? It’s ok.

We have to set our expectations for this price range. The project shows saturated color palettes well but struggles with darker colors.

Darker scenes come out looking grainy and blurry.

 

 

While brighter colors look ok.

But all things considered, the video quality will be worse than whatever you have connected to the HDMI. To its credit, however, the projector is bright enough to watch it outside with minimal light pollution.

The audio can be pretty loud, but loud doesn’t necessarily mean good. It does sound like it comes from out of a tin can, but it’s clear enough to hear what’s going on in a movie, so you don’t have to only rely on headphones.

Despite its small size, the Auking’s fans can be pretty loud when it’s on. (Imagine starting up your first-gen PS4 and trying to play Cyberpunk).

This projector isn’t for everyone. I wouldn’t recommend it to most people. However, if you’re a person who wants a bigger screen, you can buy a cheap 22′ monitor and connect you your phone or laptop to it, and the image quality would be better.

Verdict

In most cases, I suggest you save money and get something more expensive, like the ANKER Nebula capsule.

If you find yourself in a situation where you need a projector immediately, this will be ok. For instance, a backyard BBQ where it’s more about the people you’re around than what you’re watching or a party where you want to keep the kids distracted while the adults use the TV (shame on you).

Other than that, it’s worth saving your money.

FAQ

How do I connect my phone to my mini AuKing projector?

Through USB-C to HDMI cord or lighting to HDMI cord

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4 out of 5

‘Miss Kobayashi’s Dragon Maid’ Episodes 7 and 8 Review

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Rest in peace, watermelon.

The latest episodes in ‘Miss Kobayashi’s Dragon Maid’ were very interesting to watch.

One was definitely a fanservice episode, and heck, even the producers know that! Episode 7’s title contains the phrase ‘The Fanservice Episode, Obviously’, so that cracked me up.

Episode 7 focuses on the elements of anime that will appeal to any nerd out there. By that, of course I mean bathing suits and comic conventions! Cue the beach episode!

Tohru and company decide to go swimming for the day. Kanna’s adorable as always, while Lucoa doesn’t realize just how sexual she is toward a small boy.

Like, really? You think wearing a very sexy swimsuit in front of a lot of kids on a beach is okay? And why do you insist on torturing Shouta with your breasts? It’s obvious that he’s tempted, but stop trying to seduce small children.

Of course, they’re dragons, so hilarious antics ensue. Tohru and Kanna get carried away in a swimming race, making water splash up everywhere. Also, a crab and watermelon are murdered. RIP.

However, one aspect that I thought was a nice touch was the backstory we got for Tohru. It wasn’t much, but Tohru and Kobayashi have a deep and meaningful conversation about their family’s lives, as well as how humans and dragons are different from one another. Fanservice episodes usually focus on that alone, but fortunately that’s not the case here.

The second half of Episode 7 focuses on Comiket. Tohru and Kobayashi help Takiya run a booth, and we learn that Fafnir is also participating by attempting to sell powerful curses. Wow, didn’t see thaaaaat coming at all.

Tohru notices otherworldly creatures in their true forms at Comiket, as they reveal that this is a great way to show their true forms. With Kobayashi’s permission, Tohru exposes her wings and tail, appearing to others as if she’s cosplaying as, well, a dragon maid.

Episode 7 was very nice because there were many heartfelt and adorable moments.

Meanwhile, Episode 8 FINALLY introduced the dragon that I keep on mentioning in my reviews. Her name’s Elma, a dragon who is a rival of Tohru’s. Elma accuses Tohru of disrupting the human’s ways and tries to force her to return to the dragon world. This doesn’t succeed, however, as Tohru sends her to an open field and leaves her there.

Unable to get back home, Elma stays in the human world and begins working at Kobayashi’s company. Kobayashi teaches Elma how to use computers and technology so that she can keep her job. Of course, this prompts Tohru to become jealous, smelling the scent of another dragon off Kobayashi like a dog does with a human. I won’t reveal how the episode ends, but it ends in a positive manner for Tohru.

Overall, I really loved these two episodes because they made me feel warm and fuzzy. They appealed to the emotional senses through a heartfelt conversation between Kobayashi and Tohru. Elma is also an innocent sweetheart who only wants to bring harmony to the human and dragon worlds. And I can’t wait to see more of her in the upcoming episodes.

I feel like in these two episodes alone, we learned so much about Tohru and her feelings for Kobayashi. She really wants to understand the human world and will do anything to stay with Kobayashi.

I’ll up my rating to a 4.7. These episodes were both fun, and we finally got the new dragon! Bless.

 

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‘Akiba’s Trip’ Episode 7 Review

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 The nerd life can be deadly.

Spoilers ahead.


Let’s face it. We all know Tamotsu is both a nerd and an idiot. He lets the nerd show by taking pictures of a figure. Then he lets the idiot form show by breaking said figure. Did I mention it’s Niwaka’s? Yeah, no. Don’t break the small child’s items. She’s your precious little sister Tamotsu, how dare you.

Anyway, in order to get the money to purchase a new figure, Tamotsu decides to become a butler at a maid-themed bar. That sounds fun enough for any nerd. However, with high pay also comes a high price.

Tamotsu ends up basically working himself to death, becoming thinner and more exhausted. However, he continues working himself to death for 17 days straight. I guess the constant “Thank you’s” from staff members were enough to keep him going.

But he gets brought back to his senses by little sis Niwaka, and the real action begins.

I still don’t understand why Tamotsu couldn’t see that his boss was a Bugged One. It honestly made me crack up that the main characters were so shocked by that “big reveal”. It should have been obvious!

And of course, like the end of every episode, all’s well that ends well. Everyone’s happy. And Akiba’s safe, for now. Meanwhile, I still want to know more back story on Matome, and how she became to be what she is. But I’m sure I’m not getting that anytime soon.

I’m lowering my rating a bit to a 2.9 out of 5. Once again, ‘Akiba’s Trip’ has fallen back into its stereotypical routes. I want refreshing content, not the same repetitive stuff. Oh well. I guess I’ll keep watching to see if anything new comes up.

 

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