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Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice Review

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It’s better than Fantastic Four… *SPOILERS* *DUH*

 

So, I saw Batman V Superman the other night… here are my thoughts. It’s an okay movie, it isn’t great. That’s pretty much all I want to say. You want to hear more? Okay, well I wouldn’t recommend seeing it twice is all. Go see it once. It won’t hurt you too much. There were a few moments where my brain hurt but I’m okay, I’m still alive. Some would say it was worth it and they are entitled to that opinion. There were some cool moments… I guess. Wow, I’m doing great so far.

Good news is, this movie is certainly better than Man of Steel. However both movies have weird beginnings. Man of Steel had that ever too long Krypton scene, and Bat V Sup had this weird dream scene that felt very close to Batman Begins and also felt super unnecessary. Jeffrey Dean Morgan, who plays Thomas Wayne in the fourth or fifth version of the Batman origin story, gets highly underutilized for such an amazing actor. But Bat V Sup does have more characters to play with, though, which is part of what makes this movie both great and awful. Like, it’s really fun to see Superman and Batman on screen, not to mention Wonder Women. Seeing the Trinity together is quite magical. But because there are so many characters, we never get much time to have any character development or really understand our characters in this new universe.

 

 

I must talk about the score, it’s quite mundane, except for when Wonder Women appears and then it gets glorious. I should also mention that the writing in this movie is bad. As a man who’s studying writing in college, I could point out a lot of problems with this movie. This movie didn’t know which character to focus on. I think it tried to cram too much into too small of a movie. We get this time jump at the beginning of the movie and from there on in we just have to assume things about our characters and just catch up. I had a lot of problems with understanding characters.

 

 

Frankly, this just isn’t my Superman. My Superman would have saved that photographer in the beginning AS WELL as Lois Lane. Speaking of, was anyone hoping that photographer was going to be Jimmy Olsen? Was it?  Superman is just that good. I am glad that Batman beat Superman though, that was interesting. But I have no idea why Batman didn’t finish the job. There was no emotion attached for me there. Maybe I have no heart… (I do though, a very lonely heart, and I’m single, *wink*…) but this movie had moments where I didn’t understand where this character growth came from. There was another moment when Lois and Clark kissed and I thought, I know I’m supposed to be happy that they are kissing, but WHY are they kissing.

 

 

Huge Spoiler here…. Ready? Okay. Superman died. I guess. I will say that I am excited for the first Death and Return in a comic book movie. Deaths in comics happen all the time, so seeing it happen in a movie was exciting, very Star Trek 2. I hope Justice League is subtitled “Search For Superman.” If you’re interested in Deaths and Returns in comics, be sure to check out my weekly blog Death and Return where I discuss one of the Deaths and Returns of some of your most beloved character right here at this website!

Alright, closing thoughts. Hmmm. It’s good. Better than Fantastic Four and Man of Steel. However Fantastic Four was so bad that I actually want to watch it again. This movie, I do not. If I had to give it a grade I would give it an R on an A-Z scale. Oh is that too ridiculous of a scale? Fine, then overall I give this movie a 2 on a 5-1 scale. However if you pretend all the characters are Legos it makes the movie a 3. I can’t wait for Lego Batman Movie.

 

Well I wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy, Grab my glasses, I'm out the door, I'm going to hit this city. The city in reference here is Chicago, where I currently reside. After I hit the city I'll usually spend the rest of the day writing or being sad

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‘Akiba’s Trip’ Episode 7 Review

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 The nerd life can be deadly.

Spoilers ahead.


Let’s face it. We all know Tamotsu is both a nerd and an idiot. He lets the nerd show by taking pictures of a figure. Then he lets the idiot form show by breaking said figure. Did I mention it’s Niwaka’s? Yeah, no. Don’t break the small child’s items. She’s your precious little sister Tamotsu, how dare you.

Anyway, in order to get the money to purchase a new figure, Tamotsu decides to become a butler at a maid-themed bar. That sounds fun enough for any nerd. However, with high pay also comes a high price.

Tamotsu ends up basically working himself to death, becoming thinner and more exhausted. However, he continues working himself to death for 17 days straight. I guess the constant “Thank you’s” from staff members were enough to keep him going.

But he gets brought back to his senses by little sis Niwaka, and the real action begins.

I still don’t understand why Tamotsu couldn’t see that his boss was a Bugged One. It honestly made me crack up that the main characters were so shocked by that “big reveal”. It should have been obvious!

And of course, like the end of every episode, all’s well that ends well. Everyone’s happy. And Akiba’s safe, for now. Meanwhile, I still want to know more back story on Matome, and how she became to be what she is. But I’m sure I’m not getting that anytime soon.

I’m lowering my rating a bit to a 2.9 out of 5. Once again, ‘Akiba’s Trip’ has fallen back into its stereotypical routes. I want refreshing content, not the same repetitive stuff. Oh well. I guess I’ll keep watching to see if anything new comes up.

 

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‘KONOSUBA-God’s blessing on this wonderful world! 2’ Episode 6 Review

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 And just when I thought it was improving…

Spoilers ahead.


You know, I wonder how many people actually read my reviews for ‘KONOSUBA’. I understand that it’s popular, considering I see fan art quite often. So it makes me curious as to how many people just don’t get my negative reviews of this show. Or maybe they do, and I secretly have people on my side who do get me. Who knows.

Anyway, let’s try and not break the fourth wall. Once again, as soon as I get my hopes up for this show improving, those dreams get crushed right in front of me. Yet again, the latest episode of ‘KONOSUBA’ was full of ridiculous things.

So I guess Vanir is actually alive. That’s great, I guess. But he’s not bent on being a villain like he was when he was first introduced, and I’m disappointed by that.

Also, Kazuma gets an upgrade! Wow, it’s about dang time. Because compared to your well-dressed comrades, you’re nothing, Kazuma. Nothing!

I mean, look at that cool katana! Now that’s a katana! It’s a nice katana! Oh, but you don’t want to use it because it gets in the way. Oh. Okay.

And look at this cool armor you can get! You’ll finally stand out and live up to be a great protagonist! Oh, but you can’t even walk in it because you’re a weak baby? Oh. Okay.

Anyway, before I bash on Kazuma too much. The four heroes are given the task of killing Lizard Runners. As usual, they fail at this, and Kazuma even dies.

Now let me say once again that I still haven’t watched the first season of ‘KONOSUBA’. So, this was the first time I’ve seen Eris. And she seems so cute and interesting! Why can’t the series just end with Kazuma deciding to spend the rest of his days with her, even if that means dying? Grr.

But of course he comes back for more antics. Boy oh boy, I can’t wait to see them all continue to fail at their jobs.

So I’ll lower my rating a bit to a 2.5 out of 5. The same concepts are happening over and over. Kazuma’s weak. The girls each have their own issues. I get it. Also, Vanir was cool, so why ridicule him by making him wear an apron?

 

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‘KONOSUBA-God’s blessing on this wonderful world! 2’ Episode 5 Review

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 I’m still watching for the LOLs.

So according to a graph released by Crunchyroll the other day, a good portion of the Midwest loves ‘KONOSUBA’. And I guess I don’t understand why. Thank goodness my home state likes ‘Saga of Tanya the Evil’. Because at least that’s a decent show.

Maybe I should give the first season of ‘KONOSUBA’ a shot. Maybe watching that will change my opinion of it. But I doubt it. I’m still watching this for the sake of laughing out loud at stupid stuff.

But this episode tricked me this time, because it wasn’t as ridiculous as some of the other episodes are. There’s actually a decent villain, and, even though he has a somewhat stereotypical plan, he’s interesting all the same.

And of course, it’s none other than Aqua’s fault for there being new monsters in Keele’s Dungeon. Actually, when is it not one of the girls’ faults for there being trouble? I feel like the only actual troublesome thing Kazuma does is steal girl’s panties. Just saying.

Anyway, we’re introduced to Vanir, one of the Devil King’s commanders. He possesses Darkness, but through her strong will and addiction to masochism, our protagonist is given the opportunity to defeat Vanir once and for all by blowing Darkness up. No, seriously. That’s what happens.

With Vanir defeated and Darkness saved, the town is overjoyed and to repay them for their efforts, Kazuma’s huge debt is paid off and he’s given a big reward on top of that.

Which, in my opinion, this battle wasn’t that terrific or anything. Maybe I’m just used to long and drawn out battles, but whatever. It took him five episodes, but Kazuma’s paid off his debt. Hooray. Now what? Who knows and really, who cares.

I’m sorry if you enjoy ‘KONOSUBA’. By all means, if you love this show, then go for it, more power to you.

But for now, I’ll actually boost my rating to a 2.7 out of 5. I found the villain in this episode interesting enough, and I’m glad that we’re finally past the “must get debt paid off” arc.

 

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